January 2012
December 2011
Question: Why doesn't Santa have children?
Answer: Because he only cums once a year and it's down your chimney.
November 2011
i have a thing for redheads
but i’ve never been with one =/
im kinda over lady gaga. so where do i turn in my...
lol maybe i just need here to come out with a new cd
autocorrect
andrewwoj:
more like autoputwordsinyourmouth.
when me and my boyfriend are in bed trying to go...
our feet have to touch
is it gay for a man to “like” another mans shirtless facebook picture?
i know im late...
but im just now downloading Instagram on my phone =]
There nothing like,
Working at 5 in the morning with someone you can’t stand! Ugh FML
When people text me hi, and I reply back with a hi...
reneordona:
Really?!
If youre going to text me… Text me, don’t just say Hi, then that’s all… You obviously started the conversation… End it
feeling a lot better
earlier i felt like my stomach was in knots and the pain was intolerable!